Fragile mind

Fragile mind, painting a picture

for you to hang on your wall

Fragile mind telling a joke 

to bring laughter to us all

Fragile mind singing a tune

for you to dance and sway

Fragile mind telling a story

to take us far far away

Fragile mind delivering milk

calcium for your bones

Fragile mind in a factory 

making our mobile phones

Fragile mind in the psychiatrist chair

helping you make the right decision

Fragile mind in the operating theatre

about to to make the first incision

I am an Alien

I am an alien

I see your light
it moves me, talks to me
It gives me flight
I soar with you
We experience together
time passes quickly
we link forever

Then the fog comes
and the light is gone
you become the gloom
and it all goes wrong
Your smog is thick
you speak many words
none of them good
and all of them hurt

but there are breaks in the darkness
the light shines through
for a very short time
but a short time will do
we speak the same language
and for that moment its bliss
and then the fog returns
and no connection exists

I am an alien

The wiping

As I sit on the toilet,

the time draws near,

when I will have to present my rear,

to a handful of tissue, I shall not fear,

this most solemn of tasks.

The wiping...

As I adopt the stance,

the walls draw in,

the lights go out,

there's a terrible din,

I cannot see, so I cannot begin,

this most solemn of tasks.

The wiping...

When the power returns,

there's a knock at the door,

I feel a rumble, I cannot ignore,

I shall have to postpone,

this weighty chore,

this most solemn of tasks.

The wiping,

this most sobering of tasks.

The wiping,

this most sombre of tasks.

The wiping

Chicken paste

Once a chicken, now a paste,

can you resist the great great taste,

of mashed up chicken on your bread,

mashed up heart liver and leg,

it all goes in, beak aswell,

with additives to hide the smell,

but don't worry about that it tastes just great

get another sandwich on that plate...

The Last Supper

After the last supper, Jesus stood up and said.

'John, pull my finger, and I will bless your head'

So, John held the finger and waited patiently for the blessing to start.

Jesus parted his cheeks upon John's head and discharged an enormous fart.

Jesus dying of laughter, wiped a tear from his eye.

John, now pale and clammy asked the saviour 'why!?'

'Now listen John, if you look inside you'll find the answer deep within your heart'

So, John closed his eyes, but to his surprise, felt the full force of another fart.